Funny WhatsApp Status

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If you want to update your whatsapp status in a hilarious, and amused or in a funny way then this article is for you, we have shared the very amazing collection of Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas in this article.


Read books instead of reading my status!

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

A relationship in which a person is always right & the other is Husband – Marriage.

The reason I’m fat coz a thin body could not handle my personality.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you are one of them.

If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.

Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it.

I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)

Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up..


Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)

When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

Graduation – The process changing one’s status from “Student” to “Unemployed”

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it.


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